Wednesday, April 11, 2007
3:51 PM
this post is dedicated to JESSICA
i havnt really been posting much.
disappointing?
i hope not..
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i've been SUPERLY BUSY
these couple of days.
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ever since we got back to sch after spring break,
all my teachers have been LOADING
us up with homework.
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and i mean seriously LOADING.
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i spent 3 and a half hours doing my homework yesterday.
i dont even know why i bother to spend thta much time doing homework.
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but i have to pull my GPA up before the sch year ends,
so i guess i've got no choice.
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i paid this guy in my physical science class to do my homework for me.
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it only cost me $3!
thats like a hell of a bargain.
well not exactly bargain,
but i NEGOTIATED.
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yup. i negotiated.
i was like :
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me:
will you do my homework for me tonight?
guy:
your science homework?
me:
no, all my homework.
guy:
NO!
me:
why? i'll pay you (: (and i gave him a superly sweet/innocent/flirty face)
guy:
how much?
me:
whats your asking price?
guy:
$20 bucks!
me:
-.- is it negotiable?
guy:
depends. how about $19?
me:
you really need that money huh?
guy:
$15?
me:
thats not even considered a negotiated price.
a negotiated price is more like $10 or under.
how about 50% off that?
guy:
$7.50?
NO WAY!
me:
PLEASEEEEE (and i gave him another one of those flirty smiles)
guy:
fine. $5
me:
i'll think about that.
guy:
im the one doing the homework.
what do you have to think about?
fine. $3.
me:
seriously?
i was willing to pay u $7.50.
LOL.
guy:
ok. $7.50.
me:
no. $3 was your final offer.
i guess i'll have to take that.
guy:
whatever.
but you're really gonna pay me right?
me:
yeah. but i'll have to rob a bank first.
guy:
-.- whatever.
i'll be asking you for it everyday.
me:
ok (:
I LOVE YOU.
NOT NOW, BUT FOREVER (:
zach:
oooohhhh! rachael loves caleb!
rachael and caleb sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
me:
shutup, zach.
caleb, if u see me on the news,
you'll know that i robbed the bank to pay u back,
and u'll be very guilty.
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yup.
THAT WAS $3 WELL SPENT.
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so i don't have to worry about homework tonight (:
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oh yeah. and today,
while we were taking our science quiz,
i kept looking over to copy answers from caleb
(the guy i paid to do my homework)
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and then he kept like using his arm to cover his paper and everything.
(what a fag)
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but then i still managed to see his answers.
so when i was done copying,
i was like:
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you know what?
you don't have ot use that much effort to cover your paper up.
I'LL JUST BUILD A WALL.
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so then i took all the books sitting on the table,
and used it to build a wall like what i did when i was 5.
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and then all the people on my side of the room started laughing.
they were like.
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people:
what are you doing?
me:
building a wall so caleb can't cheat off of my paper.
people:
yeah right.
like he would want to cheat off your paper.
more like so that YOU can't cheat off HIS paper.
me:
-.- whatever.
LOL.
you know you love me and my awesdome friends (:
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alright.
im gonna go make some chcolate fondue for dessert for my family.
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and i have to bake cupcakes for cupcake thursday too!
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oh yeah,
its gill's turn this week.
nvm.
then i'll go up to my room and chill and do some primping
because i dont have to do my homework tonight (:
