HELLO, SUMMER

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

8:35 PM

its thanksgiving tomorrow!
aka turkey day..

(but we're not having turkey cause we like ham better.
so technically, its ham day in our house)

anyhow,
im gonna be blogging about the mulitudes of food that im gonna be
gorging myself with.

god. im sooo excited.
i LOVE thanksgiving ..

all the desserts and pies,
and my favorite good ol' southern sweet potato casserole and corn bread,
as well as nice creamy and sweet eggnog to wash it all down (:

anyways, to make up for not blogging today,
i dug out one of my older posts
(which i thought was pretty hilarious)
and im just gonna copy and paste it on here.

its pretty god dang long,
because i had a TON of time when i blogged it over the summer in sweden,
when i was still at my dad's house.

but anyways.
its old.

(just got back from hanging out with my first friend i ever made in sweden (: his name is christan and we walked his dog at the park and then went to walk at the beach. jakes really pissed that im hanging out with him. lol. but. ohh, well. I HAVE A FRIEND NOW (: and it makes me happy (: ohh. FYI. this is about to be a superly long post. soo, skip over and come back tomorrow if you're not in the mood. )

well, life sucks anyway. DON'T DO DRUGS,
DON'T HAVE PREMATIRAL SEX, DON'T SMOKE,
EAT VEGGIES, EXERCISE REGULARLY,
WORK YOUR ASS OFF 3/4 OF YOUR LIFE,
LIVE HEALTHILY and then die.
got it from jessica's blog

that is soo true. DAMN IT.
one mistake and you totally screw yourself over.

alright. lets look at things one at a time.
if you DO DRUGS,
scenario one -
you'll get addicted, (most likely) and you'll spend a tonnnn of money on drugs,
and you'll have to borrow money from people and/or the bank,
and your credit score will totally go up, making it harder for you to get more drugs,
and then you'll have to borrow even more money, and you'll be in debt all your life.
and when you eventually die,(thats if you dont OD or get cancer or leukemia),
you probably won't have enough money for your own funeral, since the back
will claim all the things you own.

scenario two:
you get addicted, and lets say you have the money and the luxury to afford to feed your
terribly bad habit. you keep taking drugs, cause you're obviously addicted,
you can't stop, and your health deteriorates.
you start getting nasty side effects, like hair on your tongue, or shrinking testicles,
for example. (or facial hair and a deepened voice for girls).
sooner or later, you get stomach or liver cancer, maybe even brain cancer,
from all the build up of all those bad chemicals that you have dumped into your body,
theres nothing the doctors can do, you have 2 weeks to live, and you're
slowly excepting the fact that you were actually committing a slow and cruel suicide
subconsciously, or unconsciously (if you didn't know that drugs were bad for you).

ok. next ..
if YOU HAVE PREMARITAL SEX

scenario one:
you have premarital sex, the asshole of a boyfriend who got you pregnant leaves
you for an un-pregnant girl that he can happily fuck without having to worry
about that big bump getting in the way.
you are left with two choices. abortion, or giving birth to the baby and
screwing up your life forever.

case #1: you pick abortion
you have to deal with the fact that you killed an 'almost' human being that could've been
brought into the world, and you will have to defend yourself
from all the head strong christians that argue that a fetal is actually
a human being/god's creation.

case #2: you pick to give birth to the child
you spend 9 miserable months bearing the child, only to give birth to it,
finding that its superly FUGLY, cause the asshole that got you pregnant was
FULGY. because
fugly + average/over average/ yet another fugly = fulgy baby
and you have to work 3 jobs just to raise that fugly baby that you gave birth to.
and you will most likely live a poor and lonely life(unless you marry a superly rich dude)
with your fugly kid.

if you say.
"noooo. my boyfriend's not an asshole and will stick with me through thick and thin and bear responsiblilty."
then the out come will be like this.

scenario 2:
you and your boyfriend have the baby TOGETHER, the whole world envies you because
you guys are soo loving and have such a beautiful baby at such a young age.
your boyfriend's super rich, and you get to be a cool stay-home mom.
not the singaporean-auntie-like stay home mom, that wrap their kids in night market clothes, but the cool-stay-home-mom that takes her kid shopping with her,
and dresses her kid up in the latest trends (:

if YOU SMOKE.

scenario 1:
you smoke, you get addicted (most likely).
you keep buying more cigarettes and smoking because you're soo addicted.
soon, you're up to 2 packs of cigarettes a day.
on your 30th birthday, you find out that you have lung cancer.
you're depressed and sad. you go for chemotherapy for the next 2 years,
only to find out that you won't make it. and you suffer from complications,
and die a sudden death.

tragic ..

if YOU EAT VEGGIES.
well, all of us know that eating veggies is a good thing.
veggie burgers, french fries (they're veggies you know), salads.
brocolli, peas and carrots. all that good stuff. yeah. it will add 10 years onto your
life. guess you'll die 10 years wrinkley-er. haha

if YOU EXERCISE REGULARLY,
you will add another 10 years on to your life, above the other 10 years that you were
going to add on to your life from eating veggies (:
and you will be in great shape, you will be able to run 5 Ks.
you can beat all the other guys out at soccer. you will be nice and thin and
athletic. yeahh. its a win-win situation (:

if YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF 3/4 OF YOUR LIFE.
you will be miserable 3/4 of your life. you work hard and then die.
yeahh. fun stuff.
ohh. and you would probably take 10 years off your life, so eating veggies ended
up being for nothing. but i guess you die 10 years un-wrinkly-er. lol. nice word.

i dont get why people work. unless you're like albert einstien or
that guy who created electricity .. whatever his name was or like some doctor who found out how to make people fly or something. if you're none of that, and your hard work isn't not gonna remain after you die, i really don't see the point.

why can't we all just be hobos and bum it out and live fun lives without working.
but then again, we wouldnt be able to get what we want.
and thats kinda depressing i guess.

if YOU LIVE HEALTHILY,
you would probably live till you're like 90, or even older than that.
maybe beat the guiness world record of oldest human being ..
but your life would be boring, your face would be boring, your mind would be boring,
because. lets face it.
to truely honestly have fun, you HAVE to break the rules and do some damage to
your mental, emotional, and sometimes even physical health.

yup. soo if you're healthy, you're boring.
yeah. end of story.

so, basically, my point is, life sucks.
but we all don't commit suicide, and we live on because of all the other things in life besides the sucky stuff, and the stuff in between birth and death.

we dont try to drown ourselves because no matter how sucky life is,
we always know that its not gonna stay sucky forever.
unless we get cancer or something and have like 2 weeks left to live.
but the 2 weeks would be the best 2 weeks of my life (:

i would break the law repeatedly and do whatever i want.
im gonna die anyways. who cares (:

xoxo,
Rach.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

9:06 AM

i got my proofs.

godddd, they're bad.
i had like barely any makeup on that day.

at least i had enough on to cover my chicken pox scars.

yes, no?
let me know.

personally, i like the black and white one.

Monday, November 12, 2007

1:40 PM

ohhh god.
do you guys hate me now for not blogging for such a fuckass long time?

i bet i've lost all my blog readers.

anyways, i totally apologise about not blogging for like 3487948543 trizillion years?
but fret not.
the wait was worth it ..

at least i think.

cause i have to fill you guys in on all the parties,
and drunken nights,
and half sober girl's nights.

fights as well.

basically, all we've been doing were going to parties,
and getting drunk.

funtimes (:

ook.
first of ..
the halloween party at rachel's

all the girls wore ultra slutty costumes that covered like the top 1/4 of our butt,
and we wore lacy boy shorts under.
haha.

looked like kinky sex costumes?

DEF. too bad neither of us had anyone to impress cause
the people who were invited were just the people we always hang out with.

so we didnt have anyone to impress or turn on,
unless one of us liked someone in our group ..

but that would just totally ruin it.
well, maybe not.

whatever.
im babbling.

sidenote:
(i had a total makeup crisis because i slept ovver at gill's house the night before,
and left my entire makeup bag there, so i had to use rachel/gill's makeup,
which was about 4 shades too light.)

but whatever.

like i said .. i didnt have anyone to impress.
well, besides jake.

so don't freakout when you see my 5-shades-too-light face.
its halloween anyways.

ok. so
me - little red riding hood
emily - dorothy
gill - construction worker
rachel - baseball player
katherine - referee
rami - pimp
nizar - 80's tennis player
(god, i should've taken a picutre. he had a fro and everything)
skyler - pimp
trevor - pimp
zach - jamaican man
(hahah, zach's was funny too. he had dreads.)
jake - camel riding man
(you'll see ..)

kat was a referee and emily - dorothy ..
(from wizard of oz .. duh)

em (dorothy), rach (baseball player), gill (construction worker),
kat( referee(, me (little red riding hood).

i left the hood at gill's along with my makeup ..

trev's face was half cut off,
but theres rami and skyler ..

MATCHING TWIN PIMPS!
(trevor was a pimp too..)

thats skyler ..
begging me to take a picture of him ..

as soon as the guys left,
all the girls stripped down to our underwear and bras.

(halloween costumes can be superly uncomfortable)

considering i had 3 bras on with 2 tube socks stuffed in there.

and ..
that was when our sober-ness got up and left.

so thats kat.
with a buzz, not drunk yet.
just buzzed.

cause when she was full-on durnk,
she couldn't stop drawing on rachel's writing pad.

watch the video and you'll understand.

we were all pretty drunk at that point.

anyways,
the next day i left to go to a grown-up party.
(no alcohol involved)

and they were supposed to have a "band"

i was like
"oh, cool. they have a band. so its like a dance party? its gonna be fun."

but when i got there,

THIS ..

it was a bunch of kids playing ..

what kinda music is that?
jazz?

the day before halloween was
MISCHIEF NIGHT,
and thats when everyone's supposed to go out and TP (toilet paper)
trees, soap people's drive ways, egg houses, dig mailboxes.

ok.
i can just picture the big WTF with a huge question mark in your minds right now.

TPing -
its when you get rolls of toilet paper, and you throw them over trees,
so you get toilet paper all over the tree's in the person's front yard.
takes lots of time and is kinda hard to do,
but its extremely hard to get off, and when it rains,
it gets stuck on the tree for at least a month.
people make fun of you when your house gets TPed too. haha

SOAPING-
this is when you get a bar of soap, deoderant, or shaving cream,
(soap and shaving cream works the best)
and you write all over the persons driveway, sidewalk, basketball court, whatever.
any rough concrete surface.

it stays on there forever.
well, not literally, but close to forever.

it doesnt come off if it rains, storms, or hails.
and you have to take a power hose to hose it off,
if you use soap, theres gonna be lots of foam, making it even worse (:

PERFECT FOR MISCHEIF NIGHT (:

EGGING -
i bet you've seen this on tv,
& yes, it is done by us rude andd crude american kids.

you simply take eggs and throw it at people's
front doors, mailboxes, windows, garage doors, basketball hoops, whatever.

its superly disgusting,
and if you don't clean it up immediately,
IT STARTS TO ROT.

MAILBOX DIGGING-
the hardest to do, but pisses alot of people off.

its when you dig someone's mailbox out of the ground,
& leave it on their front porch.

the person has to move it all the way back to their lawn,
and bury it back into the earth.

the owner probably won't get their mail the next day either.

yup.
so thats what we do on mischief night.
so i had huddy, ladd, skyler and gill at my house,
but my mom won't let us go out,

so we left for gills.
we like packed at least 15 rolls of toilet paper into skyler's book bag
and walked forever.

in the end we didn't TP a single house.

so lauren picked us up and went to the gas station to get gas,
and to see if people will get us beer.

we didnt get out beers in the end,
but OMG.

i thought i was gonna die.
lauren is the
WORST DRIVER EVER.

she was driving on the freaking wrong side of the road,
and was like swerving left and right.

she even went up a curb,
and ran a red light.

i thought i was gonna die.

anyways, skyler had to sit in the trunk cause there wasnt any space,
and ladd, lauren and huddy were in there trying to buy beer.

we got bored
and took a video of him.

thats how southern boys speak.
with that strong country accent ..

sorry,
something happened to the video.
and im too lazy to upload it again ..

the next day,
i had a halloween party at my house.
(on halloween itself)

this time with only
me, jake, rachel, gill, skyler, huddy and ladd.

jake said that hes never going trick-or-treating with me again,
cause im the biggest trick-or-treater and i go to every single house.

i swear we walked for miles and said trick-or-treat with an innocent smile at least
fifty eight thousand times ..

thats all the candy i got.
quite a stash huh?

i already finished most of it ..

anyways,
idk when this party was,
but rachel threw a party for my birthday.

skyler was wearing my birthday girl tiara.

parker !!! he looks like hes in 7th grade huh ?

lol. we were eating popsicles
(thus the fire engine red lips and vampire teeth (: )

sardines !!

haha. so we were playing sardines,
and dana and abi were 'super smart' and hid in the neighbor's truck,
so when we found them, we all had to squeeze in the back of the truck ..

it was pretty bad.

when skyler sat on us,
i thought i was gonna die ..

sardines -
its like hide and seek,
only that 2 people hide, and the rest get in pairs to look for them.

when we find the 'hiders',
we have to hide with them until all the other people find us.
so the more people that find us,
the squishier it gets.

second round ..
hiding between the vents .
(stupid spot again ..)

we sat by the fire and played the snorting game ..
pretty hilarious.

next major event ..
MY BIRTHDAY!

( which was on november 7th, and im obviously blogging 26 years late)

that was my awesome cake which i customized ..

i told the lady to make the icing hot pink,
with turqoise on the sides,
and turqoise, blue and orange polka dots of different sizes ..

the green turned out looking shitty green,
and there were like hugeass blobs of icing instead of 'polka dots',
and the turqoise looked more like a sky blue.

but whatever.
its still cute.

and super tasty.
it was vanilla cake,
with Parisian strawberry filling.

and it looks like crayola crayons (:

that was at chuck e. cheeses.

its like an arcade for little kids.
hahahha.
we were the oldest ones there.

(excuse my mom's utterly POOR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS)

we beat the skeeball high score at least 8 times,
and the boys beat the basketball high score like twice,
so we ended up with like 4000 tickets,
and i got a hugeass bear (:

its like huge.
ill take a picture of it.

PRESENTS!

well, i uploaded pictures of them but i accidentally deleted them,
and im too lazy to upload it again because i'll have to move it all the way to the bottom of the screen.

what a chore ..

so anyways,
i'll list my presents first,
and then i'll take pictures next time (:

sooo .. i got,

2 guitars (for guitar hero)
guitar hero 1
guitar hero 2
guitar hero 3
$100
UGG boots (:
$20 from ashton
2 stuffed animal bunnies (cause i wanted real bunnies but my mom told my friends NO)
pair of random earings from amsterdam (more on that)
a necklace from erin
$ from friends
jake's present

didnt really get much this year.
nothing big,
except for my UGGs and guitar hero.

ok,
so my dad got me this random pair of earrings form like the airport at amsterdam,
cause he got my mom a diamond ring and necklace,
and he got my sister a swarovski crystal or whatever necklace,
and he didnt want me to feel left out because he was buying me guitar hero.

but the earrings were sooo ugly.
i don't even remember where i put them ..

why cant i just get like a ring or necklace?

jake's present.
it was pink and fuzzy.
hahaha.
nick kept making fun o fhim cause he was carrying it for me.
lol

chocolate, flowers,
and this CD thing.

it was cute.

alright, so this is my post
which i've been procrastinate-blogging for the last 4 days.
5 actually, cause i've been uploading pics since wednesday.

anyway,
i'll be blogging about more parties,
the renaissance fair,
and the bonfire,
as well as beer pong in the garage in my next post (:

new song coming up too ..

xoxo,
rach

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