(just got back from hanging out with my first friend i ever made in sweden (: his name is christan and we walked his dog at the park and then went to walk at the beach. jakes really pissed that im hanging out with him. lol. but. ohh, well. I HAVE A FRIEND NOW (: and it makes me happy (: ohh. FYI. this is about to be a superly long post. soo, skip over and come back tomorrow if you're not in the mood. )
well, life sucks anyway. DON'T DO DRUGS,
DON'T HAVE PREMATIRAL SEX, DON'T SMOKE,
EAT VEGGIES, EXERCISE REGULARLY,
WORK YOUR ASS OFF 3/4 OF YOUR LIFE,
LIVE HEALTHILY and then die.
got it from jessica's blog
that is soo true. DAMN IT.
one mistake and you totally screw yourself over.
alright. lets look at things one at a time.
if you DO DRUGS,
scenario one -
you'll get addicted, (most likely) and you'll spend a tonnnn of money on drugs,
and you'll have to borrow money from people and/or the bank,
and your credit score will totally go up, making it harder for you to get more drugs,
and then you'll have to borrow even more money, and you'll be in debt all your life.
and when you eventually die,(thats if you dont OD or get cancer or leukemia),
you probably won't have enough money for your own funeral, since the back
will claim all the things you own.
scenario two:
you get addicted, and lets say you have the money and the luxury to afford to feed your
terribly bad habit. you keep taking drugs, cause you're obviously addicted,
you can't stop, and your health deteriorates.
you start getting nasty side effects, like hair on your tongue, or shrinking testicles,
for example. (or facial hair and a deepened voice for girls).
sooner or later, you get stomach or liver cancer, maybe even brain cancer,
from all the build up of all those bad chemicals that you have dumped into your body,
theres nothing the doctors can do, you have 2 weeks to live, and you're
slowly excepting the fact that you were actually committing a slow and cruel suicide
subconsciously, or unconsciously (if you didn't know that drugs were bad for you).
ok. next ..
if YOU HAVE PREMARITAL SEX
scenario one:
you have premarital sex, the asshole of a boyfriend who got you pregnant leaves
you for an un-pregnant girl that he can happily fuck without having to worry
about that big bump getting in the way.
you are left with two choices. abortion, or giving birth to the baby and
screwing up your life forever.
case #1: you pick abortion
you have to deal with the fact that you killed an 'almost' human being that could've been
brought into the world, and you will have to defend yourself
from all the head strong christians that argue that a fetal is actually
a human being/god's creation.
case #2: you pick to give birth to the child
you spend 9 miserable months bearing the child, only to give birth to it,
finding that its superly FUGLY, cause the asshole that got you pregnant was
FULGY. because
fugly + average/over average/ yet another fugly = fulgy baby
and you have to work 3 jobs just to raise that fugly baby that you gave birth to.
and you will most likely live a poor and lonely life(unless you marry a superly rich dude)
with your fugly kid.
if you say.
"noooo. my boyfriend's not an asshole and will stick with me through thick and thin and bear responsiblilty."
then the out come will be like this.
scenario 2:
you and your boyfriend have the baby TOGETHER, the whole world envies you because
you guys are soo loving and have such a beautiful baby at such a young age.
your boyfriend's super rich, and you get to be a cool stay-home mom.
not the singaporean-auntie-like stay home mom, that wrap their kids in night market clothes, but the cool-stay-home-mom that takes her kid shopping with her,
and dresses her kid up in the latest trends (:
if YOU SMOKE.
scenario 1:
you smoke, you get addicted (most likely).
you keep buying more cigarettes and smoking because you're soo addicted.
soon, you're up to 2 packs of cigarettes a day.
on your 30th birthday, you find out that you have lung cancer.
you're depressed and sad. you go for chemotherapy for the next 2 years,
only to find out that you won't make it. and you suffer from complications,
and die a sudden death.
tragic ..
if YOU EAT VEGGIES.
well, all of us know that eating veggies is a good thing.
veggie burgers, french fries (they're veggies you know), salads.
brocolli, peas and carrots. all that good stuff. yeah. it will add 10 years onto your
life. guess you'll die 10 years wrinkley-er. haha
if YOU EXERCISE REGULARLY,
you will add another 10 years on to your life, above the other 10 years that you were
going to add on to your life from eating veggies (:
and you will be in great shape, you will be able to run 5 Ks.
you can beat all the other guys out at soccer. you will be nice and thin and
athletic. yeahh. its a win-win situation (:
if YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF 3/4 OF YOUR LIFE.
you will be miserable 3/4 of your life. you work hard and then die.
yeahh. fun stuff.
ohh. and you would probably take 10 years off your life, so eating veggies ended
up being for nothing. but i guess you die 10 years un-wrinkly-er. lol. nice word.
i dont get why people work. unless you're like albert einstien or
that guy who created electricity .. whatever his name was or like some doctor who found out how to make people fly or something. if you're none of that, and your hard work isn't not gonna remain after you die, i really don't see the point.
why can't we all just be hobos and bum it out and live fun lives without working.
but then again, we wouldnt be able to get what we want.
and thats kinda depressing i guess.
if YOU LIVE HEALTHILY,
you would probably live till you're like 90, or even older than that.
maybe beat the guiness world record of oldest human being ..
but your life would be boring, your face would be boring, your mind would be boring,
because. lets face it.
to truely honestly have fun, you HAVE to break the rules and do some damage to
your mental, emotional, and sometimes even physical health.
yup. soo if you're healthy, you're boring.
yeah. end of story.
so, basically, my point is, life sucks.
but we all don't commit suicide, and we live on because of all the other things in life besides the sucky stuff, and the stuff in between birth and death.
we dont try to drown ourselves because no matter how sucky life is,
we always know that its not gonna stay sucky forever.
unless we get cancer or something and have like 2 weeks left to live.
but the 2 weeks would be the best 2 weeks of my life (:
i would break the law repeatedly and do whatever i want.
im gonna die anyways. who cares (: