HELLO, SUMMER

Monday, November 12, 2007

1:40 PM

ohhh god.
do you guys hate me now for not blogging for such a fuckass long time?

i bet i've lost all my blog readers.

anyways, i totally apologise about not blogging for like 3487948543 trizillion years?
but fret not.
the wait was worth it ..

at least i think.

cause i have to fill you guys in on all the parties,
and drunken nights,
and half sober girl's nights.

fights as well.

basically, all we've been doing were going to parties,
and getting drunk.

funtimes (:

ook.
first of ..
the halloween party at rachel's

all the girls wore ultra slutty costumes that covered like the top 1/4 of our butt,
and we wore lacy boy shorts under.
haha.

looked like kinky sex costumes?

DEF. too bad neither of us had anyone to impress cause
the people who were invited were just the people we always hang out with.

so we didnt have anyone to impress or turn on,
unless one of us liked someone in our group ..

but that would just totally ruin it.
well, maybe not.

whatever.
im babbling.

sidenote:
(i had a total makeup crisis because i slept ovver at gill's house the night before,
and left my entire makeup bag there, so i had to use rachel/gill's makeup,
which was about 4 shades too light.)

but whatever.

like i said .. i didnt have anyone to impress.
well, besides jake.

so don't freakout when you see my 5-shades-too-light face.
its halloween anyways.

ok. so
me - little red riding hood
emily - dorothy
gill - construction worker
rachel - baseball player
katherine - referee
rami - pimp
nizar - 80's tennis player
(god, i should've taken a picutre. he had a fro and everything)
skyler - pimp
trevor - pimp
zach - jamaican man
(hahah, zach's was funny too. he had dreads.)
jake - camel riding man
(you'll see ..)

kat was a referee and emily - dorothy ..
(from wizard of oz .. duh)

em (dorothy), rach (baseball player), gill (construction worker),
kat( referee(, me (little red riding hood).

i left the hood at gill's along with my makeup ..

trev's face was half cut off,
but theres rami and skyler ..

MATCHING TWIN PIMPS!
(trevor was a pimp too..)

thats skyler ..
begging me to take a picture of him ..

as soon as the guys left,
all the girls stripped down to our underwear and bras.

(halloween costumes can be superly uncomfortable)

considering i had 3 bras on with 2 tube socks stuffed in there.

and ..
that was when our sober-ness got up and left.

so thats kat.
with a buzz, not drunk yet.
just buzzed.

cause when she was full-on durnk,
she couldn't stop drawing on rachel's writing pad.

watch the video and you'll understand.

we were all pretty drunk at that point.

anyways,
the next day i left to go to a grown-up party.
(no alcohol involved)

and they were supposed to have a "band"

i was like
"oh, cool. they have a band. so its like a dance party? its gonna be fun."

but when i got there,

THIS ..

it was a bunch of kids playing ..

what kinda music is that?
jazz?

the day before halloween was
MISCHIEF NIGHT,
and thats when everyone's supposed to go out and TP (toilet paper)
trees, soap people's drive ways, egg houses, dig mailboxes.

ok.
i can just picture the big WTF with a huge question mark in your minds right now.

TPing -
its when you get rolls of toilet paper, and you throw them over trees,
so you get toilet paper all over the tree's in the person's front yard.
takes lots of time and is kinda hard to do,
but its extremely hard to get off, and when it rains,
it gets stuck on the tree for at least a month.
people make fun of you when your house gets TPed too. haha

SOAPING-
this is when you get a bar of soap, deoderant, or shaving cream,
(soap and shaving cream works the best)
and you write all over the persons driveway, sidewalk, basketball court, whatever.
any rough concrete surface.

it stays on there forever.
well, not literally, but close to forever.

it doesnt come off if it rains, storms, or hails.
and you have to take a power hose to hose it off,
if you use soap, theres gonna be lots of foam, making it even worse (:

PERFECT FOR MISCHEIF NIGHT (:

EGGING -
i bet you've seen this on tv,
& yes, it is done by us rude andd crude american kids.

you simply take eggs and throw it at people's
front doors, mailboxes, windows, garage doors, basketball hoops, whatever.

its superly disgusting,
and if you don't clean it up immediately,
IT STARTS TO ROT.

MAILBOX DIGGING-
the hardest to do, but pisses alot of people off.

its when you dig someone's mailbox out of the ground,
& leave it on their front porch.

the person has to move it all the way back to their lawn,
and bury it back into the earth.

the owner probably won't get their mail the next day either.

yup.
so thats what we do on mischief night.
so i had huddy, ladd, skyler and gill at my house,
but my mom won't let us go out,

so we left for gills.
we like packed at least 15 rolls of toilet paper into skyler's book bag
and walked forever.

in the end we didn't TP a single house.

so lauren picked us up and went to the gas station to get gas,
and to see if people will get us beer.

we didnt get out beers in the end,
but OMG.

i thought i was gonna die.
lauren is the
WORST DRIVER EVER.

she was driving on the freaking wrong side of the road,
and was like swerving left and right.

she even went up a curb,
and ran a red light.

i thought i was gonna die.

anyways, skyler had to sit in the trunk cause there wasnt any space,
and ladd, lauren and huddy were in there trying to buy beer.

we got bored
and took a video of him.

thats how southern boys speak.
with that strong country accent ..

sorry,
something happened to the video.
and im too lazy to upload it again ..

the next day,
i had a halloween party at my house.
(on halloween itself)

this time with only
me, jake, rachel, gill, skyler, huddy and ladd.

jake said that hes never going trick-or-treating with me again,
cause im the biggest trick-or-treater and i go to every single house.

i swear we walked for miles and said trick-or-treat with an innocent smile at least
fifty eight thousand times ..

thats all the candy i got.
quite a stash huh?

i already finished most of it ..

anyways,
idk when this party was,
but rachel threw a party for my birthday.

skyler was wearing my birthday girl tiara.

parker !!! he looks like hes in 7th grade huh ?

lol. we were eating popsicles
(thus the fire engine red lips and vampire teeth (: )

sardines !!

haha. so we were playing sardines,
and dana and abi were 'super smart' and hid in the neighbor's truck,
so when we found them, we all had to squeeze in the back of the truck ..

it was pretty bad.

when skyler sat on us,
i thought i was gonna die ..

sardines -
its like hide and seek,
only that 2 people hide, and the rest get in pairs to look for them.

when we find the 'hiders',
we have to hide with them until all the other people find us.
so the more people that find us,
the squishier it gets.

second round ..
hiding between the vents .
(stupid spot again ..)

we sat by the fire and played the snorting game ..
pretty hilarious.

next major event ..
MY BIRTHDAY!

( which was on november 7th, and im obviously blogging 26 years late)

that was my awesome cake which i customized ..

i told the lady to make the icing hot pink,
with turqoise on the sides,
and turqoise, blue and orange polka dots of different sizes ..

the green turned out looking shitty green,
and there were like hugeass blobs of icing instead of 'polka dots',
and the turqoise looked more like a sky blue.

but whatever.
its still cute.

and super tasty.
it was vanilla cake,
with Parisian strawberry filling.

and it looks like crayola crayons (:

that was at chuck e. cheeses.

its like an arcade for little kids.
hahahha.
we were the oldest ones there.

(excuse my mom's utterly POOR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS)

we beat the skeeball high score at least 8 times,
and the boys beat the basketball high score like twice,
so we ended up with like 4000 tickets,
and i got a hugeass bear (:

its like huge.
ill take a picture of it.

PRESENTS!

well, i uploaded pictures of them but i accidentally deleted them,
and im too lazy to upload it again because i'll have to move it all the way to the bottom of the screen.

what a chore ..

so anyways,
i'll list my presents first,
and then i'll take pictures next time (:

sooo .. i got,

2 guitars (for guitar hero)
guitar hero 1
guitar hero 2
guitar hero 3
$100
UGG boots (:
$20 from ashton
2 stuffed animal bunnies (cause i wanted real bunnies but my mom told my friends NO)
pair of random earings from amsterdam (more on that)
a necklace from erin
$ from friends
jake's present

didnt really get much this year.
nothing big,
except for my UGGs and guitar hero.

ok,
so my dad got me this random pair of earrings form like the airport at amsterdam,
cause he got my mom a diamond ring and necklace,
and he got my sister a swarovski crystal or whatever necklace,
and he didnt want me to feel left out because he was buying me guitar hero.

but the earrings were sooo ugly.
i don't even remember where i put them ..

why cant i just get like a ring or necklace?

jake's present.
it was pink and fuzzy.
hahaha.
nick kept making fun o fhim cause he was carrying it for me.
lol

chocolate, flowers,
and this CD thing.

it was cute.

alright, so this is my post
which i've been procrastinate-blogging for the last 4 days.
5 actually, cause i've been uploading pics since wednesday.

anyway,
i'll be blogging about more parties,
the renaissance fair,
and the bonfire,
as well as beer pong in the garage in my next post (:

new song coming up too ..

xoxo,
rach

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